August 4, 2008

THINKIN OF A MASTER PLAN!



Yeah that's right...Barack Obama is thinkin of a master plan to kick McCain's ass out of the running. One of the biggest issues of this presidential campaign is gas prices so Barack is letting everyone know that he is the man with the plan. He has now reconsidered offshore drilling in the hope that it will help reduce gas prices. According to Yahoo news, he proposed earlier today that the government sell 70 million barrels of oil from its strategic petroleum stockpile to assist with the reduction in prices. He does emphasis that this is a short term solution and that Americans must work on their addiction to oil in order to obtain independence from foreign oil companies. RIGHT ON...BEFORE YOU KNOW IT MERCEDES WILL HAVE A DAMN HYBRID ON THE MARKET!

Barack's exact words are:

"Breaking our oil addiction is one of the greatest challenges our generation will ever face. It will take nothing less than a complete transformation of our economy," he said. "This transformation will be costly, and given the fiscal disaster we will inherit from the last administration, it will likely require us to defer some other priorities."

Yessir please keep reminding them about that joker BUSH and how we are currently f'd because of him now. Trust, the last thing we need is another money hungry ass Republican in office supporting his oil company friends and taking money out of our pockets to put into his own. McCain... please sit your old ass down cuz the new generation politician aka BARACK OBAMA is just way too official for you. See how Barack just switches up the game with such ease and swag...like "YEAH SO I CHANGED MY MIND!"

BARACK THE VOTE..OBAMA 08..BARACK IS THE MAN...BARACK FOR PRESIDENT...ALL THAT!

Also Mrs. Obama is making her own headlines in the fashion world...beauty, brains, and fashion sense...Barack's got a winner! Vanity Fair has Mrs. Obama on this year's Best Dressed List.


TERRORIST FIST BUMP, MY ASS!! IT IS CALLED A POUND...pull out your urban dictionary!

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