MORE ON THE BREEZY!

Chris Brown is saying that Rihanna striked him first in the car and this is the first time he has ever snapped back. He is also saying that Rih got pissed about the text message and start punching him as well as kirking out in the car. They are saying that the message he left on the voicemail of Rih's assistant after the incident is an admission of guilty. Dayum, I don't know who to believe? I do know that Chris Brown is fine as hell and talented as a mug but it is not acceptable ever to beat someone the way they described in the affadavit.

DAYUM YOU GOT CAUGHT UP HOMIE!

TELL ME WHAT THEY KNOW!

FYI, I am CERTIFIED HELLA CRUNK about LOVE VS MONEY by THE DREAM. It hits the store tomorrow and let me tell you that I will be on itunes at midnight. I told you it is not a game. Recently he released his second single and video off the album, MY LOVE, with Mariah Carey. This is probably one of my favorite songs of the year and well the year just started and I also need to hear the rest of the album. I adore THE DREAM and a real supporter of his moment. Reviews have come and it is being called a "superb sophomore effort." DUH...I didn't expect any less.

Here is the MY LOVE video directed by Nick Cannon and styled by one of best girlfriends, Crystal Streets. Mariah stays with the hood sexy look.


Then there is the remix to ROCKIN THAT THANG with Ludacris, Rick Ross, and fine ass Julez Santana. This joint is shutting the game down and absolutely love the video. I gotta cop some of the new Louis V...I likes.


THE DREAM IS THE TRUTH...MARK MY WORDS, WRITE IT DOWN, TAKE A PICTURE, AND DEFINITELY COP THE ALBUM!

I LOVE IT!

Oprah finally shares the cover of her magazine and it is with no one other than the First Lady herself, Michelle Obama. I absolutely love it. Inside the magazine, Michelle lets Oprah tour the White House and she also talks about when it truly hit her that she lived in the White House. She said after inauguration and all of her guest had left, the reality hit her that they lived in the White House and Barack's job was President of the United States of America.

She also says that she not raising spoil kids and the White House staff has been instructed to not cater to them hand and foot. They have chores and responsibilities just like other kids their age. This is her way of keeping them grounded. I LOVE IT!

Our First Lady was also connecting with the Washington, DC community and put her apron to serve food at a soup kitchen, Miriam's Kitchen. Miriam's Kitchen services over 250 homeless men and women.


SO FAB!

BROWN CHARGED!

Dayum dude is so fine but I am so disappointed that he is a woman beater. Anyway Chris Brown showed up for his court date yesterday and he was formally charged with two felony counts, criminal threat and assault producing bodily harm. He asked for a continuance and it was granted for April 6th. He also did not enter a plea for the incident.

His mother was there to support her son.


This story is truly a hot mess and very sad at the same time.

Rihanna's attorney, Donald Etra, refused the no-contact order and said that Rihanna is okay with the first protective order that the judge read in court saying that Chris can not “annoy, harass, molest, threaten or use force or violence against anyone.”

Check out inside the court on this video below:

NICOLE MURPHY AND MICHAEL STRAHAN ARE OVER!

Nicole Murphy is publicly splitting again but this time with Michael Strahan. He alledgly place a tracking device on her Range Rover. (purchased by Prime Minister Michael Misick of Turks and Caicos - she better be careful because Lisa Raye will still cut her.) He is not new to tracking devices because he supposed used with his last wife and ex sister-in-law. HOT MESS! Why people keep messing with Michael Strahan?

Anyway now Nicole has been linked with his friend, Demetrius Spencer, a Universal Records A&R executive. (pictured above on the right) Supposedly they were taking business trips togethe which were really island getaways to the Caribbean and Mexico...DAYUM.

I was hangin out with this couple in the Hamptons over the summer and they were so in love. Still I could tell Nicole was sort of flirty and she definitely has a way of luring men in with her sass and sexiness. Sources say she is very upset because her kids have grown quite attached to the ex-NFL player and current NFL commentator, Michael Strahan.

ALL GOOD JUST A WEEK AGO!

THE REAL STORY HAS LEAKED!

Rih Rih...OMG this ish is getting crazy. The LAPD interview with Rihanna has leaked so this is how it allegedly all went down:




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If this is true then CB is certified IKE TURNER and needs to be punished.

Word has it that even though Chris is being charged with 2 Felony Counts including criminal threat and assault producing bodily harm, he will more than likely walk away with probation...SHOCKER.

I will keep you updated especially after his arraignment at 3:30 today

HITCHED?

Say it ain't so! Today is Chris' day in court and Rih Rih is refusing to testify. To no surprise, she is planning to ride for her man or is he now her husband? Rumors are surfacing that the two alledegedly became engaged while on Star Island and could have possibly tied the knot already. This is foolery at the highest level and I am going to need Chris or Rih to speak on something ASAP. Also because of Rih's ride or die stance, it looks like the DA will have to convict Chris without her testimony....who wants to bet that he gets slapped with some community service? This is LA LA land and he is a celebrity with his career on the brink.

Keep you posted on if the marital rumors are true but here are a couple pics of him ducking as he heads to Rih's apartment in LA LA.



CHRIS MUST HAVE THAT KILLA D.....I CAN DEFINITELY SEE IT! :)

STARS REACHING OUT TO RIH!

It looks like Rih is the Damsel in Distress and everyone is trying to help her before her and Chris become the modern day, "Ike and Tina". Jigga Man has tried to set up a sit down with Ms. Tina Turner and Rihanna but she is not interested. Also Oprah and Beyonce's camp have both tried to reach out and urge her not to return to Chris. Rih seems to only be listening to herself and her heart. Plus reports are coming out that Rih is not willing to let Chris go because she is extremely possessive and clingy....oh gosh, this is a disaster waiting to happen AGAIN.

TIP HANGIN OUT WITH QUEEN OF THE D-LIST!

THE ODD COUPLE, TIP and KATHY GRIFFIN, were out in LA LA land filming her Bravo award-winning show, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. The duo even hit up Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. You know I will be lookin out for this show because I have a real dedication to my boo. I hope him hangin out with whites and helping the children will get him some time deducted off his sentence. :)


TI got that "COON PLEASE STOP TOUCHIN ME!"

PRESIDENT OBAMA SITS WIT A BRIT!

President Barry O sat down with British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. He is the first European Leader to meet with my main man. They discussed the new stimulus packages for both the United States and Britian.

Awwwe, I LOVE HIM!

NEW MUSIC BY KERI HILSON...

Keri Hilson started off slow on the solo tip but now she is COMIN OUT HARD with her first #1 single, Turnin Me On. Recently she dropped the remix wit Polow Da Don, T-Pain and Lil Wayne. Keri got "sumthin on her chest" and Ms. Bey is "turnin her off." She is definitely carryin Bey in this joint. I LOVES IT.......


Then there is her new joint with Kanye and Ne-Yo, Knock You Down. Check Check this fresh.....Dedicated To My Heart!

SEARCH SUSPENDED!

The US Coast Guard has suspended the search for the missing NFL players and other passenger on the boat. Corey Smith and Marquis Cooper, two NFL players, have yet to be found off the Gulf of Mexico. The only thing they have found is an empty life jacket and a food cooler. There was one sole survivor of the fishing trip gone bad and he is currently being treated for his injuries. Reports are saying that even the healthiest person could not survive the hypothermia that would occur as a result of the water's temperature so may they rest in peace.

BEY KILLED THIS JOINT!

I recently saw Cadillac Records and I loved it. It is coming out March 10th on DVD so cop it. Straight up...I am in love with this scene of the movie and wanted to share. I once loved a man as much as the words that Etta James once sang and in this scene, Beyonce took me back to that place. I cried and remembered my unconditional love, DAYUM I AM A HELLUVA WOMAN ;) She did an amazing job in this film too....totally Oscar Worthy in my opinion. Beyonce wins BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS for the CRISTI DIANNE BLOG AWARDS..LOL!!!

COVER BOYS: PART DEUX!!

TI looking like an extra from the Malcolm X movie is on the new April cover of Vibe. Inside, he is discussing whether or not he snitched to get the sweet deal coming his way. Awwe, I can tell you for sure that is a NEGATIVE. The King of the South is true to the game. You know y'all can't say nothing bad about my boo..Tiny and I share him. LOL!!

Also Jigga man is on the cover of BEST LIFE (Haven't heard of this pub before) but thought I should post it cuz he is the man..camel face and all!!

HARLEM HEIGHTS PREMIERE PARTY!

Now I can't lie, there was definitely a buzz going around this show, Harlem Heights, a reality show about 8 twenty-something professionals living in the Harlem. This is basically the Clark and Spelman show because there were a few familiar face from the AUC (Atlanta University Center). Anyway I am not feeling this joint, BET tries hard but something is always not quite right. The drama is wack and the people are corny...everyone's fashion is doing hella too much. Briana, the chick who is the technical director at LOVE PINK for Victoria's Secret, is a big ass bamma but for some reason she poses a slight resemble to a certain VH1 News Correspondent...hmmmmm! (pictured below in the red and black dress)


Then there is the show's designated fly chick, Brooke, who is pretty but once again fashion is not on point. I would definitely give her a GIRL BYE if we knew each other a little better. She was once linked to Kanye and now the cutest dude on the show(Pierre - the light Skin Kobe on the far right in the top photo)is trying to get at her...how predictable?


This show will definitely be a CATCH IT WHEN I CATCH IT!

GIRL BYE!!

CHRISTINA, CHRISTINA, CHRISTINA....GIRL BYE BYE BYE!!

What the Sam Hell did you go and do now? This blond hair is a HOT FOOL ASS MESS and you are way too pretty for this atrocity. I want to be mad but I have come to the conclusion that you just don't know any better. This is not the jumpoff...the hair -SLUMMIN, the outfit - SLUMMIN, and the shoes - SLUMMIN! I mean DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO? You are beautiful and should not let things like this happen to you. Your taste gives new meaning to the saying...GIRL BYE!

She was chillin at the Hawks game with her man, The Dream, and radio personality, Ryan Cameron.


Polow the Don was at the game too with KD Aubert and I have to give him a BOY BYE...Not feeling that coat, sunglasses, or white hat AT ALL! He already has points deducted for that slow look but y'all know I got love for my old homeboy from the A. He is doing the damn thang.


Looks like I am not the only one with ish to say about Chrihanna and Christina Milian looking a HOT FOOL ASS MESS!!! JD, USHER, JOHNTA AUSTIN, and Brian Michael Cox got in on it too. Johnta might be funny...

GET OVER IT ALREADY, RACIST BASTARDS!

I am tired of these random racist incidents occurring due to our black president being in office. Come on, let's at least get more clever than MONKEYS. This is ridiculous...every time I turn around it is something about Barack and Monkeys. Don't be mad that this intelligent black man is about to come up in here and clean up y'all Republican mess. Now Barnes and Nobles' spokesperson has released an official apology for this display in one of their Florida stores.

The statement read:

Barnes & Noble would like to publicly apologize for what happened in our Coral Gables, Florida store. We believe that a customer played a cruel joke and placed an inappropriate title in the front window of our store, where we were featuring books written by or about President Obama. We want to assure our customers that the book placed by someone other than our booksellers was never intended to be included in our display and was removed as soon as we became aware of the situation. We are looking into it and are taking the steps necessary so that it does not happen again. From time to time customers will move titles from one area of the store to another. In this particular case, we do not condone whatever message may have been intended with the placement of this title in our Presidential display. It certainly was not part of our merchandising and we regret that we didn’t see the placement of this title immediately.

Mary Ellen Keating, Spokesperson
Barnes & Noble, Inc.

FYI, I came super close to my main man PRESIDENT BARRY O at the Wizards game last Friday. We were sitting right across from him and if it wasn't for the super security old lady who was looking to upgrade her Verizon job to a Secret Service position then I would have gone to shake my man's hand. I loved that he was sitting courtside, pounding up the season holders, chatting it up with the kids, drinking a beer, and chillaxing in the all black wit his homies. Y'all have got to love this man...He is the people's president. The Wizards even gave him a honorary Wizards Jersey.



The swag is on a HUNDRED THOUSAND TRILLION...STRAIGHT UP!

BACK IN LA!

CHRIS AND RIH have come back to LA together on a private jet from their vacation in MIA. She will be supporting her man for the court date on March 5th. According to the LAPD, the evidence is lacking...SURPRISE SURPRISE!!!!

CHRIS IS CHILLIN AND BACK TOGETHER WITH RIH!

Chris is chillin and back together with RIH RIH, how quickly the bruises fade but I wonder does the hurt remain? Guess Not? Here they are spending time on Star Island at Diddy's MIA crib...working things out with the family and friends. While you do not see RIH hanging out, all of her team is chillin with Chris. He is looking like he doesn't have a care in the world.

I mean he does look fine as hell but I think he should have at least gone to the court date before he started having such a good time.


Also his mom came down....


RIH's Friends and Style Team......CHILLIN! Wonder if any of them think their girl is trippin...HMMMM!

RIH RIH BACK IN THE STATES

Earlier this week, TMZ released this picture of Rih Rih after she got Chris Brown'd. Poor girl, looks like he was whippin all up on her. Still I do believe there is a whole other story behind this incident that has yet to surface. I mean you can't punch a man like a man and not expect to get hit back by one. Then on the other hand, his actions are truly unacceptable. The charismatic, overly confident Brown may have committed career suicide if Rih Rih doesn't enlighten us on what role she played in the incident. We are all staying tuned as the details continue unfold. Both have spoken out, Brown expressing his deepest apologies and Rih is also letting her fans know that she is doing well but she refused to comment on the incident with Brown.

Here is Ms. Rih arriving in LA on Thursday night, the night before her 21st birthday. I wonder did Chris call and wish her a HAPPY B-DAY! Keep these two in your prayers!

I AM ASHAMED BUT I LIKES!!!

Do the STANKY LEG is my new jam...I absolutely love it. I saw all the NBA ballers doing it in the opening of the All-Star game as well as Kryptonite Nate Robinson doing it after he won the Slam Dunk competition. I think it is the cutest dance and while I am not one to love the gimmick dances, this is my MotherFreakin jam. I also like men who know how to dance...I think that ish is hella sexy. Anyway check it out and I bet these young cuties will have you doing the STANKY LEG too! :)

RACISM DOESN'T EXIST IN AMERICA, HUH?

This cartoon/satire can be found in Wednesday’s NY Post. It is from Sean Delonas following news that a police officer shot and killed a rampaging chimpanzee in Connecticut. Wonder who the chimpanzee represents? Could it be our wonderful first African Americian President who just signed the stimulus bill to help fix this mess that George Bush's wack ass got us into?

And we know Reverend Al is on the case but in case you want to express your own personal outrage, you can hit up the cartoonist, Sean Delonas, at seandelonas@gmail.com. and email the editor, Col Allan, at colallan@nypost.com.

STAND FOR CHANGE PEOPLE!!!

RUNWAY FABULOSITY!

KLS and Baby Phat Collection were unveiled at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Gotham Hall in NYC. And no one does it better than Ms. Fabolosity Herself, Kimora Lee Simmons. I absolutely love this chick and that damn AOKI LEE is my favorite, she is so freaking cute and her personality is a winner. MING LEE is a doll baby too. Kimora had her man, Djimon, and many others in attendance for her Fashion Week Event.

Check out the pics:

Kimora and her future baby daddy, Djimon


ABSOLUTE FAB...I LOVE THEM!


KLS even had some love for RAY J wit his sexy wack behind.


Misa Hylton, stylist to the stars, and her and Diddy's son, Justin Combs. He is too adorable as well.


Mario and his gay ass jacket as well as Teyana Taylor, who threw me for a loop with this ensemble


Adrienne Bailon and Julissa were also in attendance and looking pretty darn good...GET EM GIRLS. ALSO WONDER WHERE J'S FEMININE FIANCEE, LARRY JOHNSON, IS HANGIN OUT?


RUNWAY FABULOSITY AT ITS BEST...GOOD LUCK KLS AND BABY PHAT!