JAMMIN...YOU ALREADY KNOW!

"I GOT IT...YOU GOT IT...WE GOT THE MAGIC"...Robin Thicke is coming back with that feel good music - the kind that makes you wanna move your whole body - rock your shoulders and bob your head, and the kind of lyrics that touch you in the way you love to be touched. I am looking forward to his second album and I am loving MAGIC. COP IT...available on itunes.


BUZZWORTHY ARTIST.....SANTOGOLD. You know my folks stay turning me on to the hottest so I must turn you on as well. She is currently featured as the artist of week on mtv.com and you can read more about her here at http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2008/06/23/artist-of-the-week-santogold/ I am in love with her beats and funky flavor. If you are outside of the box then you got my respect for being unique but if you are out the box and dope as hell then I am forever f'kin wit you.








Here are a couple of songs not featured on MTV:
EVERY SUPERWOMAN NEEDS A SUPERMAN...THIS TRACK IS CALLED SUPERMAN!


I'M A LADY...LOVING THIS ONE.."GOT SOME HEARTS I AM GOING TO BE BREAKING"...HOT ELECTRONIC JOINT!

NELSON MANDELA'S 90TH B-DAY PARTY!

All the celebs were in Hyde Park of London to celebrate Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday. Denzel, Oprah, Will, Jada, and many more came out to give their support and well wishes.

Our people are so beautiful. Please check the pics:

Ms. Jada and her man stay killing the game. I am loving Jada's dress.


The QUEEN B...MS.WINFREY LOOKED STUNNING!


Mr. Washington decked out in the all-black...I know most women are going to hate me for this but Denzel is not doing it for me anymore. :(


Mr. & Mrs. Forest Whitaker lookin......well Keisha looks great as usual. Sorry that eye messes it up for me dude.


THE QUEEN OF FIERCE, MS. NAOMI CAMPBELL SHOWED UP WITH HER MAN for her "honorary" grandfather's celebration. Looking....well FIERCE, of course.


NEW CUTIE PIE COUPLE ALERT: Pussycat Dolls' lead singer, Nicole S., was there with her new fine man, Lewis Hamilton, from NASCAR! They both look amazing...good luck to her and him...those kids would be gorgeous!

CERTIFIED NUTTY ASS COUPLE: SHE WILL LET HIM DIE BEFORE ANOTHER WOMAN CAN TOUCH HIM!

As we all know this couple is crazy as hell and definitely not embarrassed about it. Mrs. Jackie has this man under her full control and he is stupid enough to let her put a dog chain around his neck. He is not allowed to even look in another woman's direction and during his tenure in the NBA, she traveled to every game. They even had to make a place for her in the locker room. THIS DUDE IS WHOOPED! Anyway here is a recent story in their "no ordinary love" story.

I know this story is long but worth the read to see how freakin nutty these Christies' really are. According to the story this is how it went down:

Jackie Christie, wife of NBA star Doug Christie, refused to let a female doctor save her husband's life Saturday when he nearly choked to death during a dinner at the Pilothouse Restaurant in Sacramento . Christie frantically screamed for a doctor after her husband began gagging on a chicken bone, but when Clarissa Jordan, a 41-year-old female doctor, rushed to his aid, Christie grew agitated. She reportedly told Jordan t o "back off" even as Doug's face turned purple and his breath came out in short, labored gasps.

Bystanders watched in horror as Jackie Christie calmly waited for a male patron to save her husband's life. Luckily, Sanjay Mehta, a local medical student who was sitting at the bar in an adjacent room, was able to apply the Heimlich maneuver just in time to avert a tragedy. The chicken bone came up, and Jackie defended her decision not to let a female doctor save her husband.

"Miss Clarissa Jordan, or whatever her name is, came running over like a poodle in heat," said Christie. "I could tell she was lusting after my husband, which is why I wouldn't let her near him. Sure, she's a doctor, but that's a great way to get her little tongue down my husband's throat. Believe me, I'm no fool. Plus, m y husband would never want a female doctor saving his life. He'd feel too guilty having another woman lay her hands on him. He'd rather die. I'm sure of it."

Bystanders reported that Christie was not satisfied to simply wave Jordan away. Instead, she began beating the woman with her purse until the horrified doctor fled in terror. Christie said those claims were exaggerated, but did admit to "getting physical with her."

"I wouldn't say I beat her that hard. I just was trying to deter her from her ultimate goal of having sex with my dying husband," said Christie. "Yes, I hit her a couple time with my purse, but I had to. The woman was relentless! She kept saying 'He's going to die! He's going to die!' And I was like 'Whatever, bitch. Keep your hands to yourself.'"

After Jordan fled the scene, another female attempted to call 9-1-1, but she, too, was thwarted by Jackie Christie. The women, 29-year-old waitress Cheryl Malcolm, insisted that she was just trying to help.

"After that woman [Jordan] got beat up, I realized Doug was still choking," she said. "So I ran over, grabbed my cell phone and started dialing 9-1-1. Then [Christie] slapped the phone out of my hand and told me to mind my business and stop looking at her husband like that. I had no idea what she was talking about. I would never look at that guy in a sexual way. Gross."

After Malcolm was turned away, it looked like the end for Doug Christie. The Kings forward lay in a heap on the floor, his face bulging and red, his fists clenched, and his throat clogged with a large chicken bone, while Jackie sat with her arms folded and waited.

"I don't know the Heimlich maneuver or anything like that, so I didn't want to try anything that would hurt my baby," said Christie. "I was getting a little nervous, especially when his eyes started bulging out of his head, but I knew if I waited long enough, some guy would come along and save him. If not, Doug would have been killed. But it's Ok. I made him promise to come back and haunt me after he dies."

Dr. Mehta was summoned into the room by a frantic patron who witnessed the choking. After he administered the Heimlich to Christie, he noted that if another moment had passed, Doug would've surely perished.

"I am extremely surprised that this man's wife did now allow Miss Jordan to save his life," said Mehta. "If another minute had gone by, he would surely be dead. In my country, this mad woman would have her hands cut off and her vagina sewn shut."

After being revived, Doug hugged his wife and breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Dr. Mehta for saving his life, and recalled the final moments before he was rescued.

"Whew, that was a close call," said Christie, wiping the sweat off his brow. "I actually saw scenes from my life flashing by. The funny thing was that my wife was in all of the scenes, even the ones from my childhood before I met her. She was just there in the background with her arms folded, shaking her head disapprovingly. Huh. I bet a shrink would have a field day with that one, huh? A male shrink, of course."

After thanking Dr.Mehta, Christie also offered some words of gratitude to his wife.

"Although I am glad to be alive, I'm equally glad that my wife spared me the indignity of having another woman give me the Heimlich," he continued. "That would've been catastrophic. Even if I had lived, what kind of life what that have been, knowing that I looked at, and briefly touched, another woman? I guess it would be kind of a normal life, actually. Anyway, that's the last time I ever eat chicken."

In order to avoid future incidents like the one that took place at the Pilothouse, the Christies have decided never to eat in a public place again.

"There's a lot of danger to eating in public," said Doug. "The outside world is fraught with peril. You never know, you could be sitting there eating, minding your business, and a chicken bone could get lodged in your throat causing you to need assistance from a female doctor or paramedic. Don't laugh. It happened to us, and it could happen to you."

ARE THEY SERIOUS? NOW IF BEING COMPLETELY CONTROLLED BY HIS WIFE DIDN'T REVOKE HIS BLACK MAN CARD THEN HIS LATEST DECLARATION TO NOT EAT CHICKEN AGAIN SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT. THEY ARE CERTIFIED NUTTY AS HELL AND PURE FOOLERY!(URIC IS THE FOUNDER OF FOOLERY BUT I LOVE IT TOO!)

THE ART OF IGNORANCE!

This is the world we live in and the minds of people around us. Please check out some artistic expression of ignorance:

AN ARTIST VIEWING BARACK'S DAUGHTER AS NAPPY HEADED HO'S


THE BARACK OBAMA MASK


THE NOOSES HANGING FROM THE CEILINGS WHILE BARACK IS PICTURED ON THE WALL


A BIG ASS BLACK DICK SAYING ONCE YOU GO BARACK...FUNNY AND IGNORANT AT THE SAME TIME!


Just thought I would share...let me know what you think?

MADONNA AND RICHIE: SPLITSVILLE!

Madonna and Guy Richie's split has been confirmed this morning as the London Times announced that the once couple has now lawyer'd up. The couple has no pre-nup so they are preparing for battle. They also have two children together, Rocco and newly adopted son, David. Madonna has a daughter from a previous relationship as well named Lourdes. The pop icon has hired Fiona Shackleton who also handled the former Beatle, Paul McCartney's bitter battle with ex-wife Heather Mills. Guy has reportedly hired representation as well, Nicholas Mostyn. He represented Heather Mills. Looks like the couple got the best of the best in London and lets just hope things don't get as ugly as it did with Mills and McCartney. Madonna recently signed a 150 mil deal with Live Nation so she has a whole lot of bread to hold on to. Keep you posted as the story develops more!

BARACK IS A ROLLING STONE!

Future President Barack Obama is gracing the cover of Rolling Stone for the month of July. He is all over the place these days and up 12 points in the polls. I don't think many of us truly take enough time to reflect on how incredibly significant this is for African American people. My friend LD was sitting on my couch this evening crying at the thought that a black man is going to be president. Born in Georgia and the product of a suburban area of Atlanta surrounded by whites said, "you just don't understand what I have experienced". The tears rolled down her face and her voice cracked with pain and overwhelming joy. I saw in her eyes how much her life story along with her family's stories had truly affected her. Her mother who grew up in Montgomery during the height of the Civil Rights Movement was also emotional. I remember hearing about her breaking down as well the day she went to the polls to vote for a black man who she said has a "real chance at being president". But as we all know, Barack is not just any black man but he is a man who possesses the opportunity to forever change America and finally give our people a voice that truly matters. Our parents' stories are our history and to all of us Barack represents a tremendous accomplishment for their fight and our fight as an African Americans. WE ARE HERE NOW AMERICA AND NOTHING WILL STOP US...OBAMA 08!

PICS FROM THE AFTER PARTY AT MR. CHOW'S!

Mr. Chow is the hot spot of LA, located in the heart of Beverly Hills. Last night people were there to party after the HELLA GOOD BET AWARDS. I hear Lisa Raye was up in there drunk as I don't know what and I heard they were turning away the bamma responsible for SEXY CAN I...Yes RAY J..sorry boo but you and your wack ass music are not on the guest list.

Check out the pics:

DIDDY AND KIM...LIL KIM THAT IS!



MEL B and her man...love his eyes!


KIM W. with her shirt providing one of the many celebrity plugs given to OBAMA last night.


Ms. Vivica was there, of course!


FIRST LADY OF TURKS AND CAICOS, LISA RAYE, WAS IN RARE FORM...LAY OFF THE ACE OF SPADES MAMA!

BET AWARDS' FASHION: HITS AND MISSES!

HANDS DOWN THE BADDEST CHICKS OF THE NIGHT!

I am convinced that Nia Long doesn't age, she is flawless and well Lauren London is my eternal girl crush.

BRINGING THE SEXY FOR THE FELLAS!

Look at the two men whose name begin with T...they are exuding all kinds of sexy!

CAN'T MENTION SEXY WITHOUT MR. NELLY!


LOVING CICI'S LOOK FOR THE AFTERPARTY!


CAN'T FORGET YOUNG,TENDER, AND SEXY AS ALL HELL..C.BREEZY who stays fresh in GUCCI!


NOW ON TO THE HOT ASS MESS FOLKS OF THE NIGHT!

Not FEELING this at all Keri...Get a new do and a new stylist...you are a cutie..UP YOUR GAME!


Please sit down somewhere with the GUCCI OVERLOAD...ICE T, LET THIS YOUNGIN KNOW WHATS UP?


KEYSHIA..SORRY GIRL..NOT FEELING THE BUMBLE BEE LOOK AND THE GRANNY WIG! LOVE YOU THOUGH!

AND THE WINNER FOR THE HOTTEST MESS OF THE NIGHT IS:

BEST AWARD SHOW OF THE YEAR...PERIOD!

THE BET AWARDS SHOW IS THE BEST AWARDS SHOW OF THE YEAR....I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. Ms. Debra who looked absolutely gorgeous last night and Mr. Stephen Hill shut the game down with this show. The performance were all amazing and it just made me love black people even more. Ms. Alicia said it best when she said "everybody wants to be like us." To me, she was the performance of the night with her honoring of Girl Groups such as En Vogue, TLC, and I love me some SWV...they sang my song Weak. Then there was Ne-Yo who the killed the game and up'd his stock with his amazing performance as well. The foolery T-Pain was awesome as well with his rendition of the circus...T-Pain has saturated the game with his hooks...he was a part of too many nominations last night. I loved seeing Luda come out there and kill it for the I'm So Hood Remix.I can't forget Nelly who is sexy enough to make him a constant favorite of mine. I love his new song, "STEPPED ON MY J'S", and I am about to go cop it. Also Mr. Al Green who received the Lifetime Achievement award last night and thanked the "academy of BET"...hilarious! Seeing Mr. Maxwell perform Simply Beautiful last night was hot as hell. He killed it with looks and the sound of that voice. Anthony Hamilton was also a winner in his performance! Oh I can't forget about C. Breezy who was getting his grown man on last night even though I wished he would have gotten a little more crunk. I can't complain too much cuz his moves last night got your girl....Maybe I should keep it to myself. Also DL Hughley was a great host but in my mind no one compares to Monique, she is the funniest! Honestly though I would just be picking if I said something was wrong with last night awards show. It was phenomenal....PERIOD!

THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT BELONGS TO A. KEYS:


ANOTHER GREAT PERFORMANCE WAS MR. NE-YO...HE MADE ME LOVE THIS SONG:


NELLY SHOULDN'T BE THIS DAMN SEXY AND THIS SONG GOES....THIS IS MY FAVORITE JOINT:

STK RESTAURANT HOST PARTY TO HONOR NELLY!

New Era and Belvedere honored Nelly the other night at STK restaurant and it looks like a lot of folks came out to support including Mrs. Kardashian and her fine ass man, Reggie Bush, of the New Orleans Saints.

Nelly and JD just doin them and enjoy the party.


GOLDDIGGER EDMONDS AND TISHA were also in the building!


One of my favorite GIRLFRIENDS, Jill Marie, was getting love from the honoree.


I love Jill Marie's outfit...so freakin cute..ballerina dresses are also the summer trend. GOLDDIGGER EDMONDS is doing it in her Herve Ledger dress.


Last but not least, Kim and her man Reggie.

THE TRUE SIGN A MAN IS IN LOVE...CHECK WHATS IN REGGIE'S HAND?


It is goin great with your outfit Reggie. :)

MICHELLE OBAMA:FASHIONISTA AND FIRST LADY!

Michelle Obama has caused a fashion frenzy over the black and white dress that she wore on The View last weekend. This $148 dollar dress from White House/Black Market is completely sold out and on back order. Designer Donna Ricco says she is "very happy" that Mrs. Obama decided to wear her dress. The dresses are flying off the rack and completely hard to find but Ricco assures women that it will be back in stores by September. Are the Obamas the new Kennedys? JFK...a leader of hope and change and Jackie...a doting mother and fashionista. Hmmm...think about it.

See video about the dress frenzy here:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25280708/

SUSPECT ARRESTED IN WALKER'S CASE

There was finally an arrest made in FINE SEXY ASS Oakland Raiders' Javon Walker's case. It seems as though there are two suspects and one has already been taken into custody. Witnesses say that Mr. Walker was getting into the car with two gentlemen on a side street in Las Vegas the morning of the robbery. One of the men is a 30-yr old name Arfat Fadel and he has now been charged with multiple felonies such as kidnapping and robbery. Walker has regained consciousness but has severe facial injuries...damn they need to get charged for messing up his fine ass face too. Anyway, they alledgedly took $3,000 in cash and $100,000 in jewelry. Police say they believe the other suspect is still in the Las Vegas area. Thanks goodness all he has is a concussion and facial injuries because sexy has a 55 million dollar contract beginning this season with the Raiders. Y'ALL KNOW THE NFL DON'T PAY IF YOU CAN'T PLAY!

WIMBLEDON WILLIAMS!

Venus Williams has won again and takes home the Wimbledon for the fifth time. It took her a minute to get her game tight and then it was a wrap for 19-yr old British teen, Naomi Cavaday. GO GIRL!!

A Day on Robertson Blvd!

Mary and her hubby, Kendu, were out and about shopping on Robertson Blvd yesterday In LA and well looks like they had a blast running away from the paps. Here are some pics.

The ISSACS' having fun with the paparazzi madness...Here they are laughing and sprinting!

I really feeling this look for MJB...Love the white jeans...cute and summery!

YO MARY...Can you get me something?

GOT THE RING...SOON THE WEDDING!

We have two newly engaged couples on the scene these days. Yes..one of my favorite ladies, Ms. Jill Scott, has found love again. This woman has the most beautiful spirit and it shows in her music as well as the way she lives her life. The Philly native is engaged to her drummer, Lil Jon Roberts, who is also from Philly. He is slightly younger but trust me, lately it seems like the youngins got it right and the oldhead's game is slacking. They announced their engagement on stage and he followed it up with yellow roses throwing on them while on stage. GOTTA LOVE LOVE!

Also Mr. Ruben Studdard, formerly of American Idol, is also tying the knot soon and VERY soon with his fiancee, Surata McCants. They were spotted in the Shelby County Probate office coping their marriage license and since the license is only valid for 30 days then their day is quickly approaching. Wish you both much success and happiness. t

Mrs. BET aka Debra Lee: Pre-Awards Dinner in LA

Last night, the stars were all out for the pre-awards dinner in LA hosted by none other than Mrs. BET herself, Debra Lee. Here are some of my favorite pics from last night's events.
Cutie pie couple...Nelly and Ashanti were out last night and word around town is that this couple will be tying the knot VERY SOON...just know you heard it hear first. Nelly is so sexy and Ashanti must be saying something more than "It's Bananas Yo" at home. Good luck to them.

Ms. Ashanti again....I like her dress!

My girl Eva M. was killin it again last night...I am kinda loving her these days! Also she is everywhere...way to keep yourself popular girl. Let the haters hate- you are bad as hell, your man is fine, you are partyin with everyone, and well you are killin the fashion game...Do It!

Nelly got away from Ashanti for a minute to kick it with the Diva of all Divas, Jill Scott.

LIL WAYNE: MR. 1.5 MILLION IN HIS FIRST WEEK. IS HE ONE OF THE GREATEST? HMMM.....

After his first week, Lil Wayne broke records last week with 1.5 million in sales for "Carter III". This weekend I finally got to hear the cd. Right now, one of my favs on the album is when Mr. Carter and Mr. Carter get together for the track, Mr. Carter. I am feeling this joint. I really like the chorus..HEY MR. CARTER TELL ME WHERE YOU BEEN? But did Mr. Jiggaman Carter murder Mr. Weezy F Baby on his own joint? I think so and even though Weezy said not to forget to mention him amongst the greats such as Pac, Biggie, and Jigga....hmmmmm....he has got a lot more work to do before he can be considered in their company. I mean I don't know if I will ever feel like Lil Wayne should be mentioned with such legends but he is still young. Maybe if he stops sippin syrup and hanging with T-Pain then he might get it right right.


Also my other fav is Comfortable with Babyface...favorite line "Yeah to the left to the left..if you wanna leave be my guest, you can step..feeling irreplacable listen to beyonce but ok I'll put you out on your bday." CARRIED...that is how I have to do em too WEEZY!



I might catch on to some more songs listening to it while I am cleaning my house so I will keep you posted if I get any more favs off the album. I'M ME and SKY IS THE LIMIT..didn't make the album but were hot as hell too...both are definitely in the soundtrack of the Life and Times of Cristi Dianne.

BET AWARDS: GEARING UP FOR THE SHOW!

Here are few pics of the celebs out and about at different functions gearing up for tomorrow's annual BET AWARDS show. I am so looking forward to it. I will be somewhere definitely chillin and hella excited...it is my favorite award show now and maybe that is because it is just us and I don't have to endure heavy metal band performances. Tuesday night's performance will include RIH RIH, C.BREEZY, MR. WEST, USHER, and NE-YO just to name a few. Pop a squat in front of the TV on Tuesday at 8pm cuz it is going down.....KNOW THIS!

Eva M. is just too fierce...I am feeling the whole look from the shades to the gigantic old school knocker earrings. This chick is bad as hell........

Here she is again...I am loving this look. Her and her man Lance were also at the Emmy's this past weekend. They are the cutest couple ever. I was at a party with them in February and the way they were dancing and rapping the lyrics to Q-Tip's "Vibrant Thang" to each other was hella hot...I WANT ME AND MY MAN TO DO THAT!

The Simmons' sister were pre-partying for the BET Awards at a luncheon as well. They are looking like them. I like Angela's look and Vanessa, I want that Louie Bag.

Here they are again with singer/songwriter Sean Garrett who has written for so many greats - Beyonce, MJB, C.Breezy, Usher, and Fergie..just to name a few! His album is set to dreop anyday now and lets hope his next single does well cuz so far the reviews have been slummin. Best of luck to you Mr. Garrett..I love your lyrics!
Sean Garrett was taking pics with all the ladies...Regina King was getting it with her new cut...I can see there are going to be a lot of RIH's cut poppin up but over 30...step your game and get a new look..LOVES IT REGINA!
Then we got Rick Ross and Cool from (Cool and Dre). Where is Dre's fine ass?

Since Dre wasn't caught on camera then Terrance J is good enough...I slept on him for a minute but he is hella fine and Rosci, you get much props if you got that at home.
Oh yeah, my boys from MTB4 aka Day 26 were pre-partyin for the BET Awards too. They were missing their drama king...Hmmm whats up with that? Where r you Robert? Willie still looking fine as hell though...