Winners and Losers!

Totally sucks that Boston lost yesterday in a game that could have sealed the deal on their first champsionship since the 80s. Paul Pierce (one of the premier guards in the NBA that I totally slept on until the Finals) is from CALI and probably wanted to take the win in front of the fam but despite his excellent play last night, the Celtics could not close the game. He did finish strong with 38 points though. FYI, he really needs to work on that facial hair because it is just not connecting....looking very scruffy dawg. The beady b's on the side on your face...NOT HOT. We knew Mr. New Age MJ aka Kobe Bryant would do everything not to go down another time on his home court. He gave a decent performance and a solid 25 points, while Gasol and Odom both stepped up as well to seal the deal on his victory. There is no denying that this dude has talent but it is his arrogance that really GETS ON MY LAST DAMN NERVES. His facial expressions throughout the game, his wife and her hideous fashion (did you hear about her cussing out a reporter in front of her kids?...get it together Vanessa B.), and well just his overall bitchassness. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU RATTED OUT SHAQ! So even though Beantown got taken last night, KOBE BRYANT doesn't ever come out on top here!

WINNER HERE IS:



PAUL PIERCE

Also just found out that Grammy award-winning singer, R. Kelly was acquitted on all charges. Okay so we have a tape of this man giving golden shower in his house to a minor and somehow he is not guilty. Everyone who has seen the tape knows it is him but there is still a reasonable doubt that it is not. The FBI even confirmed that the tape was not doctored. America knows the truth Kels, you have a fondness for young tenders. Still on all 14 counts of child pornography, a juror of his peers finds him not guilty...MADNESS! It truly shows that if you have money then you have freedom. Another entertainer T.I. was caught with an arsenal of guns and in the act of purchasing a machine gun. He only had to spend a year on house arrest, perform community service, and follow it up with a year in a federal prison. He is an ex-con set up to buy a machine gun from a snitch ass bastard and he gets off with a pretty light sentence. Still I refuse to hate on T.I. I think he will become better from this experience while the R. will have some 16 year old braiding his hair and letting her go swim in his GOLDEN POND. Then when she turns 18, he will cut her ass off. DAMN MONEY REALLY DOES CHANGE THE RULES EVEN FOR SICK AND STUPID BASTARDS. I am definitely not making a winner out of a pedophile so the winner is and will always be:



T.I. aka TIP aka HELLA SEXY!