GIRL BYE!

Paula Patton...your man is too fine for this ridiculousness that you have on. Seriously girl...the hair is a mess, the outfit is a mess, and well the hat is a HOT ASS MESS! Get it together boo..just cuz you are beautiful does not mean you can do anything! GIRL BYE!
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VOGUE ITALIA GOING BLACK: WHO GOT THE COVER?

AND THE WINNER IS MS. LIYA KEBEDE!

She will appear along with a host of other black models in the all-black edition of VOGUE ITALIA. This historic JULY issue will highlight black women in culture and entertainment. It will be on newsstands this Thursday so please go to your local bookstore or newsstand to cop it. GREAT LOOK FOR VOGUE ITALIA!

Here are a couple of black and white pics from the July magazine....


Sessiee Lopez - Gorgeous!



Tyra Banks aka Mrs. STAY DOIN BIG THANGS...LOVES IT!

PEOPLE MAG'S HOTTEST BACHELORS!

People magazine's list is out and the Hottest Bachelors of this year have been named. There were a host of fellas on the list and not all major celebs, some were just siblings of other major celebs and reality show stars. You know George Clooney was also on the list but he has a permanent spot. Well I have picked my favorite men off the list and one of them just happens to be the #1. You know I only like the best. :)

Mr. Mario Lopez is #1 this year on the list and in the pages of People he bares it all. Going fully nude in honor of Burt Reynolds' hottest bachelor spread but of course, his personal biz was shaded..DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM. Here he is emulating Marky Mark's Calvin Klein ad and he is doing a great job. WOW..that body is to die for and that package is looking hella good too. *WINK WINK*

Hills' star, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado, made the list as well. Brody Jenner is hands down one of the finest wb's I have ever seen...he is up there with Paul Walker, the blue-eyed cutie from Fast and Furious. Brody refers to Frankie as his "wingman" and well they are definitely like the Maverick and Iceman of young Hollywood. Both cuties...call me Brody and we can get you off this list.

I loves me some Maroon 5 and I loves me some Adam Levine..he exudes sexy! Who doesn't like a hot musician?

I didn't like the picture that People had of him so I put my own up there. He is by far my favorite bachelor on the list, MR. TERRENCE HOWARD. I love him from his beautiful eyes to his sexy swag and lets not forget his incredible talent. I had the pleasure of meeting him a few years back and I fell in love right there. You know he thought your girl was hot but he was still married to the Jewish chick. So T, I just want you to know that I keep the baby wipes on top of the toilet...HOLLA AT ME BABY! :)

WOW...THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA ANOTHER LOOK!

OUT AND ABOUT: WEEKEND SHOTS!

Ms. Rih Rih, I just have two word to say FASHION FORWARD. My favorite chick of the moment was out and about at lunch yesterday in NYC's Da Silvano. I FREAKIN LOVE HER RIGHT NOW!

Oh and the bag gets its very own picture...LOVIN THE CAMOFLAUGE LOUIE BAG. "RIHANNA got swag...The way she count it up and throw it in her louie bag..Its in her louie bag, yea its in her louie bag." Thought I would change up the lyrics a little bit. :)

Janet and her beau, JD, were also out and about having dinner in West Hollywood last night and it seems like marriage is on the way as well as kiddies...Lets hope that Janet's original nose and JD's look in general will make a cute little one...who will probably stay little since his or her parents are both borderline midgets. HAPPY FOR EM THOUGH...LOVE IS A WONDERFUL THANG!

Two Funny Men and a Baller...Mr. Chris Tucker and Dave Chappelle were out and about with NBA star, Baron Davis, yesterday in LA. I am sure a lot of laughing and shit talking took place. FUN TIMES!

Jazzy Pha, Elise Neal, and Nas at the BET AWARDS REHEARSAL function. I am so looking forward to seeing it..MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN. I remember when Jazzy used to come over to 450 Piedmont when I was down in the A and eat my chicken parm. Now he is producing everyone's track...LET'S GET IT!

Ms. Berry was out and about this weekend, still looking flawlessly beautiful with no makeup on. Damn chick!

EMMY AWARDS AND BLACK MODELS' EDITION OF VOGUE ITALIA: TYRA BANKS DOIN BIG THANGS!

Ms. Tyra Banks is getting it these days. She was recently selected to appear in VOGUE ITALIA magazine along with a host of other black models and now she has just won her first Emmy for her daytime talk show. Ms. Banks is a helluva business woman with two successful television show underneath her belt. Oh I used to love me some America's Next Top Model. Now even though Tyra works my last nerves on her show and her line of questioning is reminiscent of a five grader interviewing his classmate, I definitely respect her hustle and her success. I remember her being interviewed on Oprah years back and letting Ms. O know that she was looking to fill her shoes one day. Well in my mind, she still has a long way to go but in the minds of her target audience and from the looks of those ratings, Ms. Banks is headed in the right direction. Last night, she honored Ms. Winfrey in her acceptance speech by saying, "I want to thank Oprah Winfrey for her inspiration. She is the queen. She will always be the queen.” Just as long as you know honey. I wish you the best though Tyra, I can never hate on a successful black woman breaking down barriers and pushing towards her dream. YOU DID THAT!



BUT SHE DID NOT DO THIS OUTFIT...THE LACE FRONT WIG IS TOO BLOND..THE WHOLE THING IS JUST TOO MATCHY...EVERYTHING IS THE SAME COLOR - HAIR, SKIN, AND DRESS....NOT YOUR BEST LOOK TYRA B.

WHO IS SHOCKED?

Today in political news, Obama says the Republicans intend to play the race card to scare voters out of voting for him. Do they not know this man is GODSENT? Believe me, no one can to take him off the path to victory especially with backward ass ignorance. He stands for change, hope, and beliefs that we can be better as a nation. Obama has made me a believer that the time is now and he is the man to uplifted us out this funk of capitalist gain, oil prices, mortgage crises, and the overall thought process that we have as everyday American. He has become the voice of real Americans and impressed the elite. Barack is speaking volumes and I can't wait until we are sworn in January 2009. Mr. Obama said "They're going to try to make you afraid of me. He is young and inexperienced and he's got a funny name. And did I mention he is black?" Also "It is going to be very difficult for the Republicans to run their campaign on their stewardship of the economy or their outstanding foreign policies." Yessir..keep em honest Barack cuz I am loving every minute of it. The only thing I am afraid of is how they are going to act once we win this thing. OBAMA....THE CHANGE I BELIEVE IN!

THE KING OF SWEXY AND HIS QUEEN!

Yes it is true, MY BOO aka KING OF SWEXY (SWAG+SEXY) is gracing the cover of the August issue of XXL and he is lookin HELLA GOOD. I am all about the T.I. comeback. A lot of people think the proclaimed KING OF THE SOUTH came out pretty soft on his first single, NO MATTER WHAT, but I loved it. I thought it was a poetic reflection on his life after an unfortunate act of foolery on his part. It seems that T.I. finally understands that he must calm TIP's ass down cuz T.I. gotta live out his dreams and get this money for his family. Mr. Harris is set to report to jail for a year in 09 but trust "even in solitude there is no hotter dude." I completely agree wit ya boo!

Also congrats to Tiny, a fellow Cancer so I know she is RIDE or DIE, on her cover this month for Sister to Sister Magazine where she describes the softer side of her man TIP. She speaks on how the experience allowed their relationship to grow tremendously and you know Mrs. Jamie got down to the nitty gritty so go COP IT. Tiny just welcomed her and T.I.'s second son, Major Harris, into the world this past May as well. King is their oldest son together. Wishing them both much success in life and in love!



ALSO I WILL DEFINITELY BE WATCHING AND DVRING THE REALITY SHOW WHEN IT HITS MTV NEXT YEAR!

WHICH WILLIAMS' SISTER ROCKED IT?

Serena and Venus Williams both in London and pre-partying for Wimbleton. So which sister rocked it and which one didn't?



Venus has my vote!



Serena, you are a sweetie but I am sorry girl...try again for that hair and that dress. THE CLIPS...WACK AS HELL! Now like I said before the long flowing printed dresses are IN this summer but you have got to get the RIGHT one. This one is not RIGHT one baby!

YOU AIN'T SAYIN NOTHIN: TRACK OF THE WEEKEND!

IF AIN'T BOUT MONEY MONEY....YOU AIN'T SAYIN NOTHIN...This beat is tight and well a fine ass bamma made it...SHOUT OUT TO YOU DRE! He is in the video looking fine in his black fitted with tall and skinny self. (Ladies you know what that means..TALL AND SKINNY = PACKIN) Christina Milan, you hella upgraded from corny ass Nick Cannon and be happy Mariah is stuck with his butt now! Anyway back to the track...Download it on itunes...cop it..this joint goes...FAT JOE GOT A BANGER ON HIS NOT SO HOT ALBUM!



Also my dude Plies is collabing on this joint, you know he gave me my nickname WET WET. Just kiddin...well about him giving me the nickname. :)

THE SHIRT SAYS IT ALL!

The back of C. BREEZY's shirt says it all...... and well RIH RIH'S FACE SAYS IT ALL TOO...SHE WAS NOT ON WHATEVER HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. But she betta be on that D later cuz he is HELLA SEXY. He is grown now so I can talk about him in that way. :)

STRAIGHT CHILLIN!

Here are a few celebs and champions(GO CELTICS) out and about for the summer...just relaxin and doing them:



Mrs. Carter stays fly even with no lipstick on...here she is out chillin at American Apparel in Tinseltown. I love the shades mama!



Keyshia...loves the look mama. Very laidback and sexy, she is definitely on the come up with the fashion. I never can't hate on Keyshia, she is a hustla and she is true to herself. LOVES IT!



Kimora Lee and her "sort of" fiancee, Djimon Honsou, just chillin on the streets of NYC..SHE IS FABULOUSITY and EXTRA as hell..but you GOTS TO LOVE HER!



NBA WORLD CHAMPIONS KG AND ALLEN on their way to LETTERMAN to talk about their success. KG smiling big and Ray Allen taking me back to those HE GOT GAME days when I was wishing I was LALA. I love the all white boy...too sexy!

TRACEY: A RICH GOLDDIGGER!

The former Mrs. Babyface Edmonds, Tracey, is on to her next powerful black man in Hollywood but I think Mr. Diddy or Puff Daddy (I think that is what he is going by these days) is going to give her a run for her money. Diddy has been recently linked with Cameron Diaz, Cassie, and of course, ole faithful babymama, Kim Porter. Allegedly Tracey released this statement about her new "supposed" man:

"Diddy is the funniest man I’ve ever met. I’m so lucky to find someone so soon after Eddie. It’s early days - we’ve only been on three or four dates - but he’s whisked me off my feet. I don’t know about wedding bells but he’s definitely the man for me."



Later she did deny the statement and you know the HOLLYWOOD THING IS....DENY, DENY, DENY until the paparazzi catches you kissy face or out creepin. Mrs. Edmonds has a rather successful production company that produced hit series, SOUL FOOD, on Showtime. STILL THAT WAS YEEEEEEARS AGO NOW in Hollywood land and her latest running project is COLLEGE HILL! Hmmm....not so great. Well I just want to let Mrs. Edmonds know that in my mind, she is still a golddigger despite her money and she makes it hella apparent that she ain't f**kin wit no broke n***a...KNOW DAT! I mean she married Eddie Murphy, a rumored gay man, but they split immediately after the wedding. Y'all know Johnny Gill was not having it. Honestly though Tracey, if Kim couldn't get Diddy to the altar then your chances are slim to none boo so just keep spending Babyface's money and good luck wit some new projects cuz a BET show just won't cut it.