August 18, 2008

LA REID'S SUMMER OF LOVE!


LA Reid opened the doors of his Hampton home for a Summer of Love Celebration and it seems like Nariah can't get enough of themselves. Well I am happy for them and love is a beautiful thing but I can't help it that these two annoy me. Anyway MJB was in the building looking flying as hell as well as CiCi. A host of others came out to celebrate so take a look at the pics below.

And the award for the most annoying couple goes to.......


MJB GETTIN IT WHILE MARIAH IS TACK-A AS USUAL...LOVE YOU THOUGH MARIAH!


LOVIN CICI'S LOOK..SMILE GIRL YOU ARE RICH!


WARNING: PLEASE DON'T STARE AT STAR TOO LONG...IT IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE STRAIN TO YOUR EYES!


LL GOT CICI TO SMILE!


FRUITY PERRY AND SCARY JONES POSED FOR THE CAMERA!


THE WORLD MOST FAMOUS BFF...GAYLE KING WAS IN THE BUILDING!

PO' LISA RAYE!


Lisa Raye was spotted Sunday arriving back at LAX after speculations that some IKE AND TINA shit went down at the Premier Mansion in Turks and Caicos last week. It seems like the First Lady got back to her Diamond roots and wreck shop on Premier Michael Misick's ass. She brought her cousin up in there and took him back to her CHI-TOWN style. Obviously hurt by the fact that she had to learn about her divorce in a public statement and that ho ass Rosci was walking around in a bathrobe as well pretending her ass was the damn first lady during the weekend of the music festival in Turks and Caicos. Well I hope everything works out for Lisa Raye, she went from fallin down the pole in Player's Club to becoming the First Lady of Turks and Caicos, only to go out like a hood rat by busting through gates and biting people all in front of her husband's cabinet. It is truly sad but one can never underestimate the power of love and a broken heart. Lisa Raye even looks worn out in the pics and well I guess in some ways she is fighting for her life, prestige, and status that is all seemingly disappearing before her. Premier Michael Misick better hope he doesn't get caught slippin because I don't think Lisa Raye is done with his ass.

Here are more pics from her arrival and the video statement that she released where she is taking blows but then saying that she will pray for him. YEAH RIGHT CHICK YOU WANT HIS HEAD ON A PLATTER!



Girl Bye...this chick is out for revenge..know that.

For Lisa Raye's Video Statement, please copy and paste the link below:
http://www.livesteez.com/videos/watch/CdMSCzF

August 14, 2008

DOWN MONICA LANE....


So yesterday I was riding home and listening to the radio with TJ (shocker cuz she likes to talk and usually is using her long ass fingers to adjust the volume) and I heard STILL STANDING, the latest single from Monica. I've been looking for it all day and I have only come up with just a sample but you know as soon as I get the whole thing, I will post it. However the search did prompt me to go down MONICA LANE and this chick has definitely been jammin for a long ass time. I didn't realize how much of a fan I am but as I was flashing back to her old jams, my ass is a huge fan! My cousin Timi will forever remember me driving to high school in the car with her bumpin JUST ONE OF DEM DAYS and then my best friend/cousin Carlton, I dedicated ANGEL OF MINE to him, because he has always been so sweet to me. Then there was BEFORE YOU WALK OUT OF MY LIFE and WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...all jammin. In the 2000s, she came with SO GONE, THE FIRST NIGHT, JUST ANOTHER GIRL...seriously she is definitely in my top ten female list. I do need Monica to come superhard with a complete album though...hopefully STILL STANDING WILL BE JUST THAT! Congrats to her and Rocko on their engagement...their kids are too cute.

Come down MONICA LANE with me...

SERIOUSLY THIS WAS MY JAM, JUST ONE OF DEM DAYS, AND THAT BOY WAS MY TYPE!


BEFORE YOU WALK OUT OF MY LIFE...OMG THIS WAS FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND!


SO GONE...MY #1 knows about the unmarked car...That dude had me SO GONE...thank God that chapter is done!

ALL MY FAVS...and there are so many more.

Check out a sample of her latest, STILL STANDING...this joint is tight. I can't believe dude killed himself in front of her..I can't even imagine! LOVE IS A MF BUT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!


YOU KNOW THAT IS THE NEW ANTHEM!

KILLIN U....


You see the outfit chick..she's killin u. This chick is killin it in this dress and I am absolutely loving it. I am not a big fan of Jade but I am loving this look and one thing about her is that she always bringing the fierceness. She is also doing a good job of keeping herself on the scene. Below she is with Lloyd at MTV Tr3s Fashionista event.


KILLIN IT!

NOT FEELIN THIS!!!


This is the most unflattering picture of Michelle Obama...they call her a diva and then you put some non-sense ass picture like this on the cover. I mean I know they were trying to match the caption but I am sure there were so more complimentary pictures of her in the batch. I swear someone is hating over at RADAR...

Meanwhile check out some pics of her fine ass hubby and future president with his girls in Hawaii.

Now isn't this cute but they know they need to put a brush to that little girl's head on the far right...I am sure her parents are not feeling their child doing a photo-op without that hair tighten up!


OMG I LOVE HIM...VERY CUTE DAUGHTER and FATHER MOMENT!

August 13, 2008

JANELLE MONAE..THE NEW HOTNESS!



So today as I was working away, I started listening to some Janelle Monae and let me tell you that I am feeling this chick. I liked her style even in the Morris Brown video featuring BIG BOI. FYI..Morris Brown was my jam..."My love is like a marching band, I am fan in the stands, and I am hollering HEY BABY!" THE JAM! Anyway Janelle released her album, Metropolis, this week and she is on BAD BOY...please DIDDY don't let this amazing talent fall under the radar. She is bringing all kinds of hotness. I have attached a few of my favorite tracks that I have heard so far from her and even a couple tracks from the new album.

Lettin Go is definitely uplifting and with all these folks getting laid off these days...this will get you through.
Lettin Go - Janelle Monáe

Party Girl is my anthem....LOVES IT! "I hear the clubs in ATLANTA are the sickest and now I know it is time for me to pay a visit"
Janelle Monae - Party Girl - Janelle Monáe

You is a very pretty song....love the lyrics.."Let's make it last, embrace what we talked about, don't wanna look back and see what I have been without, now I have made up my mind to make this work with you cuz you and no one else feels me like you do. See my father knew this when he said a man should fight for me and I am going to do whatever feels right for me and that's YOU..YOU..YOU..YOU"
You - Janelle Monáe

Finally Violet Stars/Happy Hunting...so jammin! Nothing else needs to be said!
Violet Stars/ Happy Hunting - Janelle Monae

SO SENSITIVE!


There has been an uproar about this shot that Spain's Olympic basketball team took because they slanted their eyes to represent being in China. Well the Chinese people are pissed and considered it to be extremely offensive and racist. I guess I would care more if the Olympics was in Africa and they were spreading their noses. I just think we are all so sensitive about things and who knows what is or isn't PC anymore...it is such a fine line. Anyway if you get a minute then let me know what you think?

SPOTLIGHT REMIX...JEEZY ADDED!



I was a little slow with liking this song and now I am loving it. They have added Jeezy to the mix and I am extra loving it. "Is this a relationship fulfilling your needs as well as mine? (is that you?) or Is this just my sentence..Am I doing time? (is that you?) If this is love, real real love then I am staying no doubt (is that you?) but if I am just love's prisoner then I am bustin out".....my sentiments exactly Jennifer!

Then my man Jeezy..."IMMA A G AND I ALWAYS WILL BE AND I AM GOING TO THUG IT OUT UNTIL THE OTHER SIDE KILLS ME"! I LOVE ATL DUDES!

CHECK IT OUT HERE!

BITCHASSNESS IS A DISEASE!



I was watching "I Want To Work For Diddy" the other night which I think is a great show if you wanna learn how to keep your hustle up. You can hate on Diddy if you want to but he is the ultimate hustla, he will never go broke and he will never starve because he knows how to sell his product, his lingo, his music, and his style. Dude is a marketing genius with mass appeal and this is the reason why he is one of the most successful businessmen in mainstream America! This appeal even reflects on his latest creation of the term....BITCHASSNESS. Diddy has everyone talking about it and even has shirts on his line, Sean John, that say NO BITCHASSNESS ALLOWED! Now I have been BS'ing on coppin mine but I think I am going to have to get it because the plague is running rampant.

The theme of the show this week was NO BITCHASSNESS ALLOWED and Diddy finally gave a clear definition so thought I would share it with you guys. Diddy decribes BITCHASSNESS as PEOPLE WHO HANDLE SITUATIONS IN A BITCH ASS WAY...THEY'LL TAKE THE PUNK WAY OUT INSTEAD OF DO THE RIGHT THING! Now how many of us know some folks like that...I sure as hell do! It is a disease affecting so many of our communities and it is especially prevalent with black males. GET A HANDLE ON IT GUYS AND GALS BECAUSE AT CRISTIDIANNE.BLOGSPOT.COM...NO BITCHASSNESS IS ALLOWED!

I was going to post pictures and give a few example of some folks I know with the disease but I opted not to...y'all know who you are! :)

IF YOU WANNA COP YOUR SHIRT THEN YOU COPY AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW:
http://www.seanjohn.com/shop/

BLACK ITALIAN VOGUE MODELS IN NYC WITH TYRA B!


Tyra Banks and a majority of the models featured in the historic July issue of Black Italia Vogue were in NYC yesterday for her show. The issue featured only black models such as Selita Banks, Toccara(who looked absolutely fierce in her spreas), Stacy McKenzie, Chanel Iman, Noemie with her pretty eyes having self, the trailblazer of black supermodels...Ms. Beverly Johnson, and a host of others. If anyone finds a copy then please cop it for me, it has been sold out everywhere in the city.

Here are some pictures of the beautiful ladies and well the host was looking a hot ass mess.

GIRL BYE..TYRA LOOKS A HOT ASS MESS WIT THOSE DAMN CRIMPS!


SELITA BANKS STOP PLAYING WITH EM..YOU ARE KILLIN THE GAME WITH THOSE SHOES!


TYRA LOOKIN LIKE A FAKE ASS BLACK BARBIE WITH THE CRIMP IRON INCLUDED AND BEVERLY JOHNSON IS STILL BEAUTIFUL!


NOEMIE WITH HER GORGEOUS SELF...MY #1 IS IN LOVE WITH HER AND IF HE TELLS IT THEN SHE IS IN LOVE WITH HIM TOO!


FRECKLEFACE MACKENZIE IS KILLIN THE GAME IN THE BABY BLUE..I AM FEELIN THIS!


TOCCARA YOU WORKED IT OUT IN THAT ISSUE...I HAVE SEEN THE PICS AND I AM HELLA IMPRESSED..KEEP DOIN THE DAMN THING!


ALL THE LADIES ONCE AGAIN INCLUDING JESSICA WHITE!


I LOVE BLACKNESS..........

I HEART THEM!


My favorite couple is taking holiday down in Rih's native Barbados and you know these two love some water. I can't blame Rih and Chris, I like to get wet too. Anyway Rih and Chris look like they are having hella fun and I am so jealous...I want to be in some blue green water ecstasy with a sexy ass man preferably who looks like Chris Brown, TI, Christian Keyes, or Shawn Springs...all those dudes pretty much sum up my kind of sexy and swag!

Check out the pics......

There is nothing I wouldn't do to have C.Brown pullin me closer to him. :)


Rih showin off that killa body...


I bet Chris likes the way she rides...GET IT GIRL!


I love them...I think I am about to change the site to the Chrihanna.blogspot.com. JK!

Vibe 15th Anniversay Party!


Young Jeezy is puttin on for his city and gracing the anniversary issue of Vibe. Hey that is my dude right there so you know I am happy for him. Looks like they also had a helluva party last night in NYC to celebrating and they even brought out my favorite celeb, Tracie Ellis Ross...THAT CHICK IS MY STYLE ICON..HANDS DOWN!

The Most Swagalicious and Sexy Dude was in the building..THE KING T.I and Cheating Ass Swizz Beats was there too.


Miss Cassie aka FUCKIN FOR TRACKS on other gossip blogs...but as much as I hate to admit Diddy has hella swag and I would give him a taste of caramel candy!


My girl Estelle who told me I was not a SUBSTITUE LOVER and I believed her.


Mrs. Usher Raymond was in the building and well she looks pretty darn good..that smile says happy to me!


American's favorite video chick and the biggest ass I have ever seen...ANGEL LOLA LUV was in the building!


Oh yes...my style icon, Ms. Tracie, was in the building with the former overweight lover...HEAVY D! Loves her hair!


The girls of DK were in there...Aubrey has stripped several horses of their hair to get that platinum do! D. Woods still lookin slightly bammafied!


I love this chick and her whole flair...she's got the star quality but can we get some star lyrics cuz GOOGLE ME BABY was a hot horrible ass mess!

FINE MEN OF THE WEEK!

FINE MEN OF THE WEEK!
WILLY BABY!

FOR THE FELLAS!

FOR THE FELLAS!
GAY BOYS NEED LOVE TOO!