JUMPOFFS AND COOLIN OFF!

Cassie, Diddy's jumpoff, was hosting a launch party for Madison Square Garden's new series, "Sound Tracks" this week. She was looking very fly..this girl is definitely gorgeous but too bad the talent is not on the same level as her looks!


SKINNY MINI...LOVES IT!


COOLIN OFF BY THE POOL IN MIA WAS MS. CHRISTINA MILIAN! WHERE IS YOUR BOO DRE AND IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM ANYMORE THEN I DO....


COOL WIT NO DRE...THIS CHICK IS FIERCE, PAID, AND NOT EVEN WORKING...CAN I BE HER PLEASE?


BACK SHOTS FOR THE FELLAS!


I KNOW MANY DUDES WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE BEHIND HER!

AT THE GROVE WITH MEL B AND FAM!

Mel B and her man, Stephen Belafonte were out having lunch at the Grove in LA yesterday. I love that the bamma looks just like the Belafontes but really isn't...hilarious! They also had the little ones there as well including Eddie Murphy's daughter, Angel Iris and Mel B's oldest daughter, Phoenix Chi. Both cuties but Eddie is dead ass wrong for not wanting anything to do with his child. Prepare to hear about her in the news when she gets to be a teenager...you know how folks are with Daddy issues plus she will be a product of LALA land...SHAMEFUL EDDIE!

Angel Iris and her mama...she is adorable!


Here is little Angel again with her stepdaddy, Stephen.


Phoenix Chi is a doll too...hey hey she get it from her mama.

CRACKED OUT!

GATOR'S ILLEGIMATE SISTER HAS SKIPPED OUT ON REHAB! GATOR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TV? I SMOKED THE TV MAMA!

HANCOCK PREMIERE IN LALA LAND!

The stars were all out last night for the Hancock premiere in LA including black royalty, THE SMITHS. They are the most beautiful family and we know Will love his July 4th weekend blockbusters. You have got to love them and Mrs. Jada has come a long way from her hood looks and pocketbooks....She is killin it in the money green.

Now Mrs. Jada is all about clutches and couture.


Black Love is a beautiful thang...you see that smile on Jada's face, it exudes happy!

Other folks out and about that night were the QUEEN who was still cute in her kicks and sweats..beauty doesn't need a designer dress to shine.


Ms. Tia was out with her hubby doing the damn thing...I am feeling this look for her - very fresh and young! GOOD LOVE DOES SOMETHING TO YOU!


Diddy also brought the kids, Quincy and Christian, out this weekend...QUINCY IS FINE AS HELL and did anybody else notice how much camera time he was getting at the BET AWARDS? I am having a pedophile moment but seriously if I was sixteen again I would be all up on that.


The First Lady of Turks and Caicos and also a great friend of the black royal family, The Smiths, was in attendance. I swear if I hadn't met her before then I wouldn't really truly get how beautiful she is and her ass is ridiculous. STILL WHY SO MUCH WEAVE BOO? NOT HOT!


The little prince and princess, Jaden and Willow...always cute!

WORTH EVERY PENNY!

IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD YET...MY COUSIN, MY DAWG, MY MAN 100 GRAND...ANTAWN JAMISON WILL BE RETURNING TO THE WIZARDS! HELLS YEAH!

Of course, I received the news a little earlier than everyone else but I was happy to hear when it was all set in stone that my fam would be returning to DC. He signed a 4-year 50 million dollar deal and trust that he is worth every penny. He was second behind KG in Double Doubles last season with a career year and he is just one of the most charismatic people in the NBA. His game speaks volumes so that he doesn't have to and his leadership is talked about throughout the league.

Still I am a little worried about this 100 mil we are going to drop on Gil, I mean has he really proven that he is worth all of that money or has he just shown that he can put people in the seats at the Verizon Center? Will this be another Juwan Howard situation where we max him and then we are stuck with a bust. Hmmmm....lets hope not especially since Antawn is coming back. LET'S GET IT WIZARDS...CARON, ANTAWN, and a healthy GIL with a tight big man could be what we need to get our WIZ on top!

MISSING IN ACTION!

I am sorry the blog has not been updated in a couple of days but I have been living the single mom life. I SWEAR BEING A MOTHER IS A HELLUVA JOB that you need to have deep pockets for and a lot of freaking energy. Still I have enjoyed every minute of seeing her face when I wake up in the morning, talking with her about life, joking and playing around with her. My niece is amazing...anyway I will be back tonight with loads of exciting features so please come check in with me tomorrow.

JAMMIN...YOU ALREADY KNOW!

"I GOT IT...YOU GOT IT...WE GOT THE MAGIC"...Robin Thicke is coming back with that feel good music - the kind that makes you wanna move your whole body - rock your shoulders and bob your head, and the kind of lyrics that touch you in the way you love to be touched. I am looking forward to his second album and I am loving MAGIC. COP IT...available on itunes.


BUZZWORTHY ARTIST.....SANTOGOLD. You know my folks stay turning me on to the hottest so I must turn you on as well. She is currently featured as the artist of week on mtv.com and you can read more about her here at http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2008/06/23/artist-of-the-week-santogold/ I am in love with her beats and funky flavor. If you are outside of the box then you got my respect for being unique but if you are out the box and dope as hell then I am forever f'kin wit you.








Here are a couple of songs not featured on MTV:
EVERY SUPERWOMAN NEEDS A SUPERMAN...THIS TRACK IS CALLED SUPERMAN!


I'M A LADY...LOVING THIS ONE.."GOT SOME HEARTS I AM GOING TO BE BREAKING"...HOT ELECTRONIC JOINT!

NELSON MANDELA'S 90TH B-DAY PARTY!

All the celebs were in Hyde Park of London to celebrate Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday. Denzel, Oprah, Will, Jada, and many more came out to give their support and well wishes.

Our people are so beautiful. Please check the pics:

Ms. Jada and her man stay killing the game. I am loving Jada's dress.


The QUEEN B...MS.WINFREY LOOKED STUNNING!


Mr. Washington decked out in the all-black...I know most women are going to hate me for this but Denzel is not doing it for me anymore. :(


Mr. & Mrs. Forest Whitaker lookin......well Keisha looks great as usual. Sorry that eye messes it up for me dude.


THE QUEEN OF FIERCE, MS. NAOMI CAMPBELL SHOWED UP WITH HER MAN for her "honorary" grandfather's celebration. Looking....well FIERCE, of course.


NEW CUTIE PIE COUPLE ALERT: Pussycat Dolls' lead singer, Nicole S., was there with her new fine man, Lewis Hamilton, from NASCAR! They both look amazing...good luck to her and him...those kids would be gorgeous!

CERTIFIED NUTTY ASS COUPLE: SHE WILL LET HIM DIE BEFORE ANOTHER WOMAN CAN TOUCH HIM!

As we all know this couple is crazy as hell and definitely not embarrassed about it. Mrs. Jackie has this man under her full control and he is stupid enough to let her put a dog chain around his neck. He is not allowed to even look in another woman's direction and during his tenure in the NBA, she traveled to every game. They even had to make a place for her in the locker room. THIS DUDE IS WHOOPED! Anyway here is a recent story in their "no ordinary love" story.

I know this story is long but worth the read to see how freakin nutty these Christies' really are. According to the story this is how it went down:

Jackie Christie, wife of NBA star Doug Christie, refused to let a female doctor save her husband's life Saturday when he nearly choked to death during a dinner at the Pilothouse Restaurant in Sacramento . Christie frantically screamed for a doctor after her husband began gagging on a chicken bone, but when Clarissa Jordan, a 41-year-old female doctor, rushed to his aid, Christie grew agitated. She reportedly told Jordan t o "back off" even as Doug's face turned purple and his breath came out in short, labored gasps.

Bystanders watched in horror as Jackie Christie calmly waited for a male patron to save her husband's life. Luckily, Sanjay Mehta, a local medical student who was sitting at the bar in an adjacent room, was able to apply the Heimlich maneuver just in time to avert a tragedy. The chicken bone came up, and Jackie defended her decision not to let a female doctor save her husband.

"Miss Clarissa Jordan, or whatever her name is, came running over like a poodle in heat," said Christie. "I could tell she was lusting after my husband, which is why I wouldn't let her near him. Sure, she's a doctor, but that's a great way to get her little tongue down my husband's throat. Believe me, I'm no fool. Plus, m y husband would never want a female doctor saving his life. He'd feel too guilty having another woman lay her hands on him. He'd rather die. I'm sure of it."

Bystanders reported that Christie was not satisfied to simply wave Jordan away. Instead, she began beating the woman with her purse until the horrified doctor fled in terror. Christie said those claims were exaggerated, but did admit to "getting physical with her."

"I wouldn't say I beat her that hard. I just was trying to deter her from her ultimate goal of having sex with my dying husband," said Christie. "Yes, I hit her a couple time with my purse, but I had to. The woman was relentless! She kept saying 'He's going to die! He's going to die!' And I was like 'Whatever, bitch. Keep your hands to yourself.'"

After Jordan fled the scene, another female attempted to call 9-1-1, but she, too, was thwarted by Jackie Christie. The women, 29-year-old waitress Cheryl Malcolm, insisted that she was just trying to help.

"After that woman [Jordan] got beat up, I realized Doug was still choking," she said. "So I ran over, grabbed my cell phone and started dialing 9-1-1. Then [Christie] slapped the phone out of my hand and told me to mind my business and stop looking at her husband like that. I had no idea what she was talking about. I would never look at that guy in a sexual way. Gross."

After Malcolm was turned away, it looked like the end for Doug Christie. The Kings forward lay in a heap on the floor, his face bulging and red, his fists clenched, and his throat clogged with a large chicken bone, while Jackie sat with her arms folded and waited.

"I don't know the Heimlich maneuver or anything like that, so I didn't want to try anything that would hurt my baby," said Christie. "I was getting a little nervous, especially when his eyes started bulging out of his head, but I knew if I waited long enough, some guy would come along and save him. If not, Doug would have been killed. But it's Ok. I made him promise to come back and haunt me after he dies."

Dr. Mehta was summoned into the room by a frantic patron who witnessed the choking. After he administered the Heimlich to Christie, he noted that if another moment had passed, Doug would've surely perished.

"I am extremely surprised that this man's wife did now allow Miss Jordan to save his life," said Mehta. "If another minute had gone by, he would surely be dead. In my country, this mad woman would have her hands cut off and her vagina sewn shut."

After being revived, Doug hugged his wife and breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Dr. Mehta for saving his life, and recalled the final moments before he was rescued.

"Whew, that was a close call," said Christie, wiping the sweat off his brow. "I actually saw scenes from my life flashing by. The funny thing was that my wife was in all of the scenes, even the ones from my childhood before I met her. She was just there in the background with her arms folded, shaking her head disapprovingly. Huh. I bet a shrink would have a field day with that one, huh? A male shrink, of course."

After thanking Dr.Mehta, Christie also offered some words of gratitude to his wife.

"Although I am glad to be alive, I'm equally glad that my wife spared me the indignity of having another woman give me the Heimlich," he continued. "That would've been catastrophic. Even if I had lived, what kind of life what that have been, knowing that I looked at, and briefly touched, another woman? I guess it would be kind of a normal life, actually. Anyway, that's the last time I ever eat chicken."

In order to avoid future incidents like the one that took place at the Pilothouse, the Christies have decided never to eat in a public place again.

"There's a lot of danger to eating in public," said Doug. "The outside world is fraught with peril. You never know, you could be sitting there eating, minding your business, and a chicken bone could get lodged in your throat causing you to need assistance from a female doctor or paramedic. Don't laugh. It happened to us, and it could happen to you."

ARE THEY SERIOUS? NOW IF BEING COMPLETELY CONTROLLED BY HIS WIFE DIDN'T REVOKE HIS BLACK MAN CARD THEN HIS LATEST DECLARATION TO NOT EAT CHICKEN AGAIN SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT. THEY ARE CERTIFIED NUTTY AS HELL AND PURE FOOLERY!(URIC IS THE FOUNDER OF FOOLERY BUT I LOVE IT TOO!)

THE ART OF IGNORANCE!

This is the world we live in and the minds of people around us. Please check out some artistic expression of ignorance:

AN ARTIST VIEWING BARACK'S DAUGHTER AS NAPPY HEADED HO'S


THE BARACK OBAMA MASK


THE NOOSES HANGING FROM THE CEILINGS WHILE BARACK IS PICTURED ON THE WALL


A BIG ASS BLACK DICK SAYING ONCE YOU GO BARACK...FUNNY AND IGNORANT AT THE SAME TIME!


Just thought I would share...let me know what you think?

MADONNA AND RICHIE: SPLITSVILLE!

Madonna and Guy Richie's split has been confirmed this morning as the London Times announced that the once couple has now lawyer'd up. The couple has no pre-nup so they are preparing for battle. They also have two children together, Rocco and newly adopted son, David. Madonna has a daughter from a previous relationship as well named Lourdes. The pop icon has hired Fiona Shackleton who also handled the former Beatle, Paul McCartney's bitter battle with ex-wife Heather Mills. Guy has reportedly hired representation as well, Nicholas Mostyn. He represented Heather Mills. Looks like the couple got the best of the best in London and lets just hope things don't get as ugly as it did with Mills and McCartney. Madonna recently signed a 150 mil deal with Live Nation so she has a whole lot of bread to hold on to. Keep you posted as the story develops more!

BARACK IS A ROLLING STONE!

Future President Barack Obama is gracing the cover of Rolling Stone for the month of July. He is all over the place these days and up 12 points in the polls. I don't think many of us truly take enough time to reflect on how incredibly significant this is for African American people. My friend LD was sitting on my couch this evening crying at the thought that a black man is going to be president. Born in Georgia and the product of a suburban area of Atlanta surrounded by whites said, "you just don't understand what I have experienced". The tears rolled down her face and her voice cracked with pain and overwhelming joy. I saw in her eyes how much her life story along with her family's stories had truly affected her. Her mother who grew up in Montgomery during the height of the Civil Rights Movement was also emotional. I remember hearing about her breaking down as well the day she went to the polls to vote for a black man who she said has a "real chance at being president". But as we all know, Barack is not just any black man but he is a man who possesses the opportunity to forever change America and finally give our people a voice that truly matters. Our parents' stories are our history and to all of us Barack represents a tremendous accomplishment for their fight and our fight as an African Americans. WE ARE HERE NOW AMERICA AND NOTHING WILL STOP US...OBAMA 08!